Yes yes yes.. today has just improved 100% Phil Collins has officially retired! Let the heavens be ript asunder with shafts of joyous lightening. Let the people of the world rejoice! No longer will we have to suffer the indignities of having to watch and listen to this odious little bald twat in live performance.
James Blunt has now rocketed to the #1 spot on the "Blandness above and beyond the call of duty" chart. Although it may take several years for Watching paint dry to overtake listening to "Something in the air tonight" as a really boring thing to do.