Friday 25 April 2008

A Dinner time joke for Friday

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for
over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
"It's certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he
began to rule outeven the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the
wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,"Tell me, how
long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the
left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars
and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took along drag. "Faith and
begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten
how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish
Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a
pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink." 'Tis nectar of the gods!"
shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the
trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there too!"


Lars Olufsen said...

For golfers like me, this is the Best ... joke ... EVER!


If we ever meet, remind me to tell you my "Paddy" joke. It's usually the last thing happening before irishmen chase me out of irish pubs.

Steve McDonagh said...

LOL... as i am irish I can be one of two things
(a) A Golfer
(b) A Game Fisherman
There are the odd exceptions that persue both fish and wee white balls but they are few and far between.

As a Salmon fisherman I look down on Golfers mainly due to the number of Golf courses that run along beside rivers and the number of times I have had "FOOOOR" yelled at me when someone slices with their mashy niblick and either I or the salmon i was after gets blipped on the head by a hard white missile :-)LOL

LOL I look forward to your "paddy" joke but i had better be good or you will be buying drink all night in penance!


Lars Olufsen said...

That sounds like a fair deal, Steve.

I will put that in my list of reasons to go to Lotusphere 2009. :-)

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