- Need a pee, why not pick up some culture while you are there.
To quote the bumf "the play takes place in the repressed Dublin of 1957, a chilling tale of mystery and revenge set in the public toilets"
I am reliably informed that they have (a) given the toilets a damn good clean (b) Installed heating (c) Actively dissuade actors, audience and passing members of the public from , errrrr , performing during the performance.
In the interest of being odd and being able to say ".. yes i was there .." you should really go and see.
- Shooting blanks in Madhya Pradesh.
- Getting Jiggy with it in Singapore
Boysadear! Now there is a good use of the tax SGP$ at work! I would gladly write the course material for that one. I can see it now.
Flirtation - It is very important to learn how to flirt properly. It is the art of tact and suggestion rather and an all out assault of direct propositioning "Yo big t*tS fancy a f**k?" is NOT a generally accepted good thing to say. Pay compliments, buy drink, make erudite and witty conversation and then say "Yo big t*ts fancy a f**k?"
Avoid Stereotyping - Women sometimes feel that all men want is to get them into bed. This is a just plain wrong. Given the right ammount of booze, most chaps will settle for the back of a car, behind the bike shed or in the loading bay of the local supermarket.
Foreplay - more commonly known as taking your shoes (and most importantly) your socks off!
Kissing - Many a feast of carnal excitement has been rendered yet another boring salad by fluffing up the Hors d'oeuvres. Just remember that it is considered impolite to kiss your partner as though you are trying to taste what they had for breakfast the day before yesterday.
I think I would be rather good and the presentations would be such fun to create.
Anyhoos .. Closer to home.. in Italy
- Licence to lie for Italian women
and now, although it has been around for a while can I ask to you stand in respectful silence for Anthem for the Geek (by the Deaf Pedestrians)
be safe, be happy, behave!