Can't help it ... a "Watercooler" joke that creased me up when i heard it first and still does today when I heard it again ...
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Cling film (Saran Wrap). The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'
[sfx of rimshot]
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Cling film (Saran Wrap). The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'
[sfx of rimshot]
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Best line from 'As good as it gets':
"How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive and expect me to wait outside?"..
The title of the movie appears just a few minutes later as Jack Nicolson exit the shrink's office, and says to the entire waiting room: 'Is this as good as it gets'?
Oooooo...
And finally:
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm Tom Jones...
'Its not Unusual...'
----* Bill
Bill
Oh dear we must ensure that at ILUG we keep at least 3 people between up at the bar. I fear we may reach a "pub joke" critical mass and cause a terrible mess!!
:-)
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