However I digress .. one of the downloads had some interesting pictures which could be construed rather differently than the DHS would have you believe... i present the Irish version of "duck and cover 2008"
 | If a terrorist shoots a big red arrow at you, use your shoulder to pin it against the wall and then wait for help to arrive. |
 | If you spot a terrorist or something terrorist like blow you red "I-can-see-a-terrorist" whistle OR if you are a bald person shout very loudly. |
 | If you have accidentally set yourself on fire DO NOT RUN! |
 | If you are sprayed by a potentially noxious substance please stand and think instead of seeking medical attention. |
 | Just in case you get trapped in a fallen building ensure you are carrying your Light Sabre |
 | Michael Jackson is a "smooth criminal" not a terrorist! |
 | In the event of a hurricane or a pile of dead things Think about the how horrible it is before getting the F**K out of there. |
 | If the building falls on you, don't panic, give your self a blow job under the table, it will relax you. |
 | Radiation is a horrible thing and it could make you get very very very tall. If it does, be careful going through doors, you WILL bang your head. OH and DO watch out for the big red terrorist arrows even when you are 60 feet tall they will smart! |
 | If you hear songs by Michael Bolton, Phil Collins or the Back Street Boyz Get the F**K out of there as fast as you can! |
 | If a building falls on you and you DONT have your light sabre well you have nobody to blame but yourself! OH and do try not to fart! |
 | In the event of terrorist attack you might loose a contact lens. If you do, and cannot find it, roll on the ground and cry like a baby until someone comes to help you. |
