Wednesday 7 May 2008

A Psychiartric joke

Can't help it ... a "Watercooler" joke that creased me up when i heard it first and still does today when I heard it again ...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Cling film (Saran Wrap). The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'

[sfx of rimshot]


wild bill said...

Best line from 'As good as it gets':

"How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive and expect me to wait outside?"..

The title of the movie appears just a few minutes later as Jack Nicolson exit the shrink's office, and says to the entire waiting room: 'Is this as good as it gets'?


And finally:

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm Tom Jones...

'Its not Unusual...'

----* Bill

Steve McDonagh said...


Oh dear we must ensure that at ILUG we keep at least 3 people between up at the bar. I fear we may reach a "pub joke" critical mass and cause a terrible mess!!


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