Ok here is a wee one ... I am sure there are enuff musos out there for us to be able to front up not only a band but a small orchestra at one of the LOTUS functions, ILUG LS, UKLUG etc ..
I am sure we would have no end to the volunteers for such an undertaking.
However what would the band be called?
"Accidental Goat Sodomy" is quite good but rather too expressive i fear
"Bunchoffeckingeeks" is rather too apt.
"Flatulent Apocalypse" - Hmmmmmm perhaps if we want a metal edge
"Eclipse and the Sluggish Loaders" - To near the bone me thinks AND it sounds way to C&W
"Moist Speculum and the AJAX maggots" - too punky.....perhaps if it was 1989 again.
"The Object Variable Not Set" ~chortle~
Since Jess has volunteered already we could be "Jess and the guys with yellow rucksacks"
Anyway all suggestions for
(a) Band Names
(b) Song Titles
(c) Lyrics (We soooooo need a Lotus Song!)