Things to remember in an Emmergency

Gentle Reader here is a very short post but contains vital information taken from the web site of

Her Majesty's Department of Vague Paranoia (HMDVP)

If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:

• Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
• Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
• Loot on the way out.

I believe these may have been taken directly from the ILUG 2005 speaker's handbook
I wonder was it copyrighted?

Obvious but it does need to be said. Visit the site for more information vital if you are abducted by aliens or attacked by aliens.