Got this rather interesting and frankly IMHO very true article from @Pedrorq on twitter .. Thanks bro!
I would add a 10th to the list
10. The CIO is a a complete DICK!
(I hasten to add I am NOT suggesting that our CIO is a dick, far from it! But if they exhibit 1 or more from the above list then the developer's DICKdar should start to bleep alarmingly!)