The welsh bit translates as "bladder inflammation upset"
This rather startling picture comes from the photo below and has been grey-scaled, rotated and edge enhanced. I don't know about you but there are "things" trying to escape from the symmetry. Things that want to be seen ...
if(document.addEventListener)Now IE is different as there is no direct way to detect the DOM being ready (Fecking redmond gnomes!) even all the way up to IE7. However there is a IE attribute of the "script" element that we can use in combination with the onreadystatechange event of an element. The attribute is called "defer" and this tells IE to defer the load of the JS until the DOM is ready. So we can have code like this.
{
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", formInit, false)
}
if(document.all)OK! I know that is a lousy check for IE but i wanted to keep the code readable, please please please use a more robust method for checking for IE!
{
externalFile = document.createElement("script");
externalFile.setAttribute("type","text/javascript");
externalFile.setAttribute("id","amIReadyYet");
externalFile.setAttribute("defer","defer");
externalFile.setAttribute("src",javascript:void(0));
document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(externalFile);
var amIReadyYet = document.getElementById("amIReadyYet");
amIReadyYet.onreadystatechange = function() { if(this.readyState=="complete") {formInit()} }
}
[head]
[script type='text/javascript'm src='loadofstuff.js'][/script]
[/head]
function insertMyFile(whatIsIt,whatsTheFile)
{
if(whatIsIt == "js")
{
externalFile = document.createElement("script");
externalFile.setAttribute("type","text/javascript")
externalFile.setAttribute("src",whatsTheFile)
} else if(whatIsIt == "css")
{
externalFile = document.createElement("link");
externalFile.setAttribute("rel", "stylesheet")
externalFile.setAttribute("type", "text/css")
externalFile.setAttribute("href", whatsTheFile)
} else {
alert("You knob! Pass a file type please");
}
if (typeof externalFile!="undefined")
{
document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(externalFile);
} else {
alert("Bollox something nasty has happened");
}
}
Using push() and shift() for FIFOing an array
var pileOfData = new Array();
// ** So we now have an empty array
pileOfData.push("Roast Turkey");
// ** The array has 1 element containing the string "Roast Turkey"
pileOfData.push("Christmas Pudding");
// ** The array now has 2 elements "Roast Turkey" and "Christmas Pudding"
var whatWasLastIn = pileOfData.pop();
// the pop() method gets the element at index 0 and removes it
// Now the array has one element "Christmas Pudding"
// and the variable whatWasLastIn contains "Roast Turkey"
var pileOfData = new Array();I used the top method to queue AJAX requests and then release them to the server in a timely manner once the previous request had completed.
// ** So we now have an empty array
pileOfData.push("Roast Turkey");
// ** The array has 1 element containing the string "Roast Turkey"
pileOfData.push("Christmas Pudding");
// ** The array now has 2 elements "Roast Turkey" and "Christmas Pudding"
var whatWasLastIn = pileOfData.shift();
// the pop() method zips down to the bottom of the array and removes the element it finds there and removes it
// Now the array has one element "Roast Turkey"
// and the variable whatWasLastIn contains "Christmas Pudding"
For example I want to remember the pearson's age in years that I have calculated from their birthday which they entered in date format but I dont have a global variable to hold the age defined in my code so I use this :
function dontforget(theValueToRemember,theNameIWillCallIt)
{
window[theNameIWillCallIt] = theValueToRemember;
}
I have just got back from my daily brisk wander and for a bit of a change I popped out to the wee town of Portstewart which is about 4 miles away.A word of warning to any non-northern ireland tourists that might come by. Being accosted by a local asking you "do you want a poke or would you prefer a slider?" is not an invitation to fight or some form of sexual advance! A poke is and ice cream cone (cos you poke the ice cream into the cone) and a slider is an icecream sandwiched between two wafers.Anyway, the "Prom" as it is known is where in the summer the youth of the area go to see and be seen, there are people ALL over the place. The local council has a kiddie play park where you can make sand castles, listen to music, paddle in the pools and generally have a good time. In the winter there is that tangible "lack" that comes from it being very cold and wet for 4 months that drives the laughter and craic indoors.
This track normally has wee go-karts for kids that whizz around from 9 in the morning till 10 at night. Today it is deserted. Storm blown seaweed litters the track and although it will be 5 months before life returns as return it will, it does make you stop and think "is it dead or just asleep?"
Along the way you pass a small almost insignificant house, this is where the salmon fishermen lived during the netting season. The location actually has a name ... like most places in Ireland ... and this place is called "Berne" This small house as been there since 1600ish and has been in fairly continuous use, until fairly recently. I can remember walking along this path with my Mum and Dad and watching them pull in the nets replete with glistening salmon. Now it is all closed up, a target for Graffiti and is at the mercy of the Northern Atlantic Weather.
The machinery of fishing is still there. Like this winch that would pull the net in from the sea. It has not been used or maintained in 30 years and is moving from "useful" to "artifact" as the salt turns it slowly to rust.
Anyway just around the corner from Berne is the strand and it is 4 miles of sand, waves and strange people in wet suits these people are surfers and should at all possible be avoided. (see signage left) I always knew that I was mad bad and dangerous to know, but BEWARE OF SURFERS we arent that bad are we?
Time to get some perspective ;-)
Dear DominoYesMaybe
Perhaps you can help me? I have been observing monkeys out of the office window and you seem to an expert in chickens so I have a monkey related question you may be able to help me with. When monkeys fart does it smell of bananas?
Perplexed Geek
Dear DominoYesMayBe HELP!
I am an iSeries developer and I have a problem with my enormous pointer size. My colleagues giggle behind my back and strangers point and laugh when they see me. I am very depressed.
Please help iSeries Geek
PS Sienna Millar... why?
Dear DominoYesMayBe
I have a problem that is causing me nights of lost sleep
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Island Girl
Summary of features
* Menu to customize the DebugBar and check updates.
* Toggle the Development bar
* Alert on javascript errors
* Send page screenshot by email
* Color picker
* Resize IE window
* Zoom page
* View source code
* View MSHTML integrated ActiveX source code
* View HTML DOM Tree
* View original ad interpreted source code
* View tab attributes
* Edit tab attributes
* View HTTP and HTTPS headers
* View page cookies
* Validate html code for main page and frames/iframes
* List all javascript functions
* View javascript function code
* Execute javascript code in the currently loaded page
* Get information about currently loaded page
Do journalists accept that many people in the UK really are poor? Or is it the case that many journalists believe that people on benefits are working the system to their own advantage? How well does the media report on the realities of poverty in the UK today? Is there enough exploration of the causes of poverty, social deprivation and inequality? Are journalists at times part of the problem by re-presenting stereotypes and caricatures of poverty where they could be challenging myths and false portrayals? Are stories about poverty presented to broadcast, print and online audiences as though poverty was someone else's experience? Can a moral distinction between the 'deserving poor' and the 'undeserving poor' be detected in some media portrayals?
Poverty is not simply about not having enough money. It is about struggling to get through each day. About constantly making sacrifices. About living in a state of worry verging on perpetual fear ...In starting a career, getting married, starting and bringing up a family I moved in a different direction and to be blunt I became to busy to care ... for that I am ashamed ... It is all to easy to get sucked in to the sterotypes we are fed by the media. In the run up to the election in America I heard on several occasions opnions posited that Obama's taxes and social reforms were "socialist" and "evil" or "Why should someone take my money (in taxes) and give it to someone else?" When I was in my late teens I would have not stood for rhetoric like that. I would have made a noise and got annoyed, 30 years later .. not a peep from yours truly .... for that I am ashamed.
function myWheelHandler(D)
{
if(D<0)
{
... do some DOWN code ...
} else {
... do some UP code ...
}
}
function myWheelFunction(event)
{
var D = 0;
// Catch the event for butter fingers IE
// as it doesnt send event as an arg
if(!event)
{
event = window.event
}
// if this is IE or OPERA delta is in wheelDelta
if(event.wheelDelta)
{
D = event.wheelDelta
// If we are in OPERA change the sign
if(window.opera)
{
D = -D
}
} else {
// OK I am going to assume Mozilla if not IE or OPERA
// correct the signage to - is down and + up
D = -event.detail
}
// Perform my fantastic wheel mouse code
myWheelhandle(D)
// Stop the default actions happening
if(event.preventDefault)
{
event.preventDefault();
}
// needless to say IE needs this to cancel default actions
event.returnValue = false;
}
}
// For Mozilla
if(window.addEventListener)
{
window.addEventListener("DOMMouseScroll",myWheelFunction,false)
}
// For IE and Opera
window.onmousewheel = document.onmousewheel = myWheelFunction
myPicker = new NP_object();
I am no longer using a [select] to hold the found data but I am injecting [div]'s into the document and planting then in a reception [div] . Using this method gives me more control over the format of the item.
Particularly the extra data like phone number, email address, etc that are returned from the server. This data can now be shown/hidden by clicking on the twisty on the left of the name. I think this method is a more efficient use of the screen real-estate and allows the user to visually access the extra data without having to move their eye line away from the item they are clicking on.
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstruous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, -
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.
This will be the new face , or bottom half, of the ILUG gentle-person's apparel for 2009. Should you wish to appear at ILUG as a speaker this year you will have to provide your measurements well in advance.
Dear Dominoyesmaybe,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
Fishing 5.0,
Rugby 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.6a
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please goto: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 fixpack. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7
Best of luck to you!
The Dominoyesmaybe Team
config.version = "8"Step 8 :- Save this file as c:\ubuntu\Ubuntu.vmx
virtualHW.version = "3"
ide0:0.present = "TRUE"
ide0:0.filename = "Ubuntu.vmdk"
memsize = "500"
MemAllowAutoScaleDown = "FALSE"
ide1:0.present = "TRUE"
#ide1:0.fileName = "auto detect"
#ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-raw"
ide1:0.fileName = " ubuntu-8.10-desktop-i386.iso"
ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-image"
ide1:0.autodetect = "TRUE"
floppy0.present = "FALSE"
ethernet0.present = "TRUE"
usb.present = "TRUE"
sound.present = "TRUE"
sound.virtualDev = "es1371"
displayName = "Ubuntu"
guestOS = "ubuntu"
nvram = "Ubuntu.nvram"
MemTrimRate = "-1"
ide0:0.redo = ""
ethernet0.addressType = "generated"
uuid.location = "56 4d 80 3e f2 32 56 75-44 a6 45 89 2b 4a 03 4b"
uuid.bios = "56 4d 80 3e f2 32 56 75-44 a6 45 89 2b 4a 03 4b"
ethernet0.generatedAddress = "00:0c:29:4a:03:4b"
ethernet0.generatedAddressOffset = "0"
tools.syncTime = "TRUE"
ide1:0.startConnected = "TRUE"
uuid.action = "create"
checkpoint.vmState = ""
tools.remindInstall = "TRUE"
#gui.fullScreenAtPowerOn = "TRUE"
#ide1:0.fileName = "auto detect"
#ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-raw"
ide1:0.fileName = "ubuntu-8.10-desktop-i386.iso"
ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-image"
ide1:0.fileName = "auto detect"
ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-raw"
#ide1:0.fileName = "ubuntu-8.10-desktop-i386.iso"
#ide1:0.deviceType = "cdrom-image"
