Saturday 2 August 2008

People who aren't me

AS part of the whiole Cuil nonsense once again I made the mistake of looking for myself I have and I have found a new someone that isn't me .... this is him, he is an "account executive" and younger and better looking than me....(B%^$&*d!)

So far I have found

(a) A German porn star that looks very very like me, so much so I have been asked for an autograph at the Ocktoberfest.
(b) A celebrity chef on the Food Channel in the US one of the "Hearty Boys"
(c) A film Star of some note ... (Deeply Cool!)
(d) An Analogue Design Engineer ... (now thats impressive)
(e) A Sinn Fein member of the Irish parliment ... (That isn't impressive at all!)
(f) A Hurler (irish sport like field hockey but with less teeth)

Perhaps the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill, but squirrel! Why do they all seem to be younger better looking, more successful than me and mores to the piont higher up on GOOGLE?

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