Came across this the other day in an email from a chum on the interwebthingie.
It is probably so old it has hair whiter than my own. But it was the first time I have seen it and it made me smile. PARTICULARLY VIII! I had to be very nice to stores for my postits so keep your F***ing hands off!
I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work
II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images
III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of Thy Manager in Vain
IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it wholy for productive and billable endeavours.
V. Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements
VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time
VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment
VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Sticky-Notes
IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior
X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch
It is probably so old it has hair whiter than my own. But it was the first time I have seen it and it made me smile. PARTICULARLY VIII! I had to be very nice to stores for my postits so keep your F***ing hands off!
I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work
II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images
III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of Thy Manager in Vain
IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it wholy for productive and billable endeavours.
V. Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements
VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time
VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment
VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Sticky-Notes
IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior
X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch
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