Okey dokey!
Tis nearly time for the McDonagh Sprog to make his way in the world as a newly fledged adult and whether he wants to or not he is gonna get a checklist which he will use from time to time to see how "adult" he is .. and this is it
01. All your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
02. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question
03. You have more food than beer in the fridge
04. 06:00am is when you get up NOT when you go to bed
05. You start to hear "your" songs in lifts in hotels
06. You go from 130 holiday days to 21
07. Clean jeans and a tee-shirt do NOT count as Dressing Up
08. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
09. You start taking naps but claim you are "resting your eyes"
10. When you stop at the chemists it is for Ibuprofen and Antiacid not condoms and pregnancy tests
11. a £4.99 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good shit
12. You eat breaskfast food at breakfast time
13. 90% of the time infront of a computer is actual work not the other way around
14. You take your father out for a pint once in a while
15. You discover that nights infront of the TV aren't that bad.
Bugger I scored 5/15 , just goes to show ... :)
