In an effort to address this situation i have added 25 pithy repostes below, feel free to use them in your own correspondance. Keep an eye on the news feeds as we will be organising several events thru the year culminating in a telethon so that the pith-challenged can be helped.
- How about never...Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- Ahhh...I see the total plonker fairy has visited you again...
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are a genius
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and foolish.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant and you really are a cock
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
- Yes, I am an agent of ******* , but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- No, my Lotusscript powers can only be used for good.
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
- You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication
- Are you a ray of sunshine every day?
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- Who me? I just wander from blog to blog
- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
Feel free to contribute your own pearls of dissmissive wisdom ;)
